i'd rather be in haena   

or anyplace with more trees and less concrete

Clueless Craigslist Work-For-Us-For-Free Post of the Day

by admin - April 18th, 2005.
Filed under: egos.

Attitude-laden garbage like this always makes satire redundant.
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Sick Humorists and Serious Journalists Wanted (mission district)
Reply to: *******************
Date: 2005-04-18, 12:37PM PDT
We are looking for intelligent and insightful contributors to write articles on every subject from politics to sports to music to their own excretory functions. We are the publishers of the defunct http://www.*************.com, and we are looking to re-launch it with a new look and editorial vision.
At this time we are unable to pay our contributors, but this is an excellent opportunity to get exposure for your writing as we have gotten anywhere from 3,000 to 15,000 hits a day in the past. We will consider all types of writing, including serious journalism, short fiction, and humor pieces.
Back issues of the original *********** Magazine are still up online, so check us out and see if it’s up your alley (but remember that we are expanding our subject matter for the new version).
Submission Guidelines
-Please only submit complete articles. We will not respond to article ideas or treatments. And seriously, we’re just some dudes who scratch our balls and run a webzine…don’t send us your resume.
-Please make sure your submission is thoroughly edited and proofread.
-In general, opinion pieces and first person extended blog posts will not be considered, unless of course that shit’s really fucking good.
-When applicable, please also submit completed graphics or graphic ideas to accompany your article along with the submission.
-Submit your complete and edited articles as an attached word document to *****@**********.com and we will get back to you as soon as possible.
Thanks!
[all identifying domain/magazine name info deleted in order to deny these arrogant fuckheads any more exposure]
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: none

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