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Torturing Your Dog and Neighbors on the Hottest Day of the Year

by admin - July 25th, 2006.
Filed under: complaining, how to alienate me.

N: Hello?
P: Hey, it’s Paul. Look, I don’t want to be a pain…but is there any way we could work out an alternate arrangement for your friend’s dog when he comes to visit? Ever since you left he’s been barking and howling nonstop upstairs. It’s been going on for, like, four hours now.
N: Oh…yeah. He does that.
P: [...]
[Thinks. Attempts to regroup].
P: …I mean, I think you left around four. It sounds like he’s being tortured.
N: He’s locked in one of those kennel cages. He’ll be okay. I’m in the city with my friend for his birthday. I’m not sure what to do. We should l be home a little after 9…
P: (Looks at the clock. It’s 7:45pm. Looks at thermometer. It’s 90 degrees in my flat). You’re trying to kill me.
N: What? It’s loud in here.
P: Nothing.

1 Response to Torturing Your Dog and Neighbors on the Hottest Day of the Year

  1. Paul: “I SAID I’m calling the SPCA and the cops now”

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