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Red Bull Bites Man

by admin - March 30th, 2006.
Filed under: columbia journalism review, media.

If man bit Red Bull, it’d be a news story, but MSNBC doesn’t discriminate.
When a drunk partygoer insists on driving home, oldschool wisdom [sic] dictates the forcefeeding of much coffee. However, experts (read: sensible people) have long maintained that forcing a drunk to drink coffee will result in nothing more than an alert drunk. Duh.
But MSNBC wants us to know that Reuters wants us to know about a definitive scholarly paper on the subject. The results of the research are not surprising.

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