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Archive for the 'guns' Category

NRA to award Palin a .50 caliber AR-15

Friday, May 8th, 2009

(stock photo; Palin’s NRA gift will be white, not black).

Private Transfer of Hat-Grade Tinfoil Will Be Banned, Too. Write Your Congressperson.

Friday, March 27th, 2009

ALL PRIVATE GUNS WILL BE CONFISCATED BY SEPTEMBER 2009, US TELLS RUSSIA

Out On A Limb With Zumbo

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

It’s okay to lay waste to varmints with varmint guns, but not with assault rifles. But it’s not okay to say that out loud. I think this part sums up the article bestest: Despite a profuse public apology and a vow to go hunting soon with an assault weapon, Zumbo’s career appears to be over.

Dream

Friday, December 9th, 2005

There’s been some sort of quasi-apocalyptic event and the survivors are beginning to seek each other out. A biocatastrophe has resulted in roving bands of zombies who stagger through the landscape, attacking the unaffected. There are two ways to render the walking dead harmless: behead them (as in “real life,” shotguns are the preferred method) [...]