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Archive for the 'maggie gyllenhaal' Category


Sunday, September 17th, 2006

It’s not an easy movie, and it’s not without its flaws. But Sherrybaby is another Gyllenhaal-anchored film, and therefore highly recommended.

Why I Haven’t Been Posting Lately

Friday, April 14th, 2006

We can talk about It later. But it has nothing to do with this, that’s for sure, nuh-uh. I am so completely over her. Besides, just mull over the concept of any possible offspring being named Jessica or Dylan Sarsgaard-Gyllenhaal. That’s just abusive.

Celebrity Stalkings

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

If you live in New York and are even semi-famous, there’s a price to pay: the risk your puny daily movements may show up in the Gawker Stalker section of the column. In this installment, Six Feet Under‘s Claire, Lauren Ambrose, has a drunken-fratboy run-in at a karaoke bar. He can expect a foot in [...]

“So A-List That Just One ‘A’ In Their Last Names Won’t Do”

Monday, December 5th, 2005

And I thought all the fun celebrity sightings were in NYC. But no, Maggie Gyllenhaal AND Sarah Silverman dining within mere minutes/feet of each other in Lost Angeles?! While we’re on the subject, Maggie, you know you want to send that Sarsgaard loser slinking back to Shalom “Tiffanys” Harlow and move to San Francisco. You [...]

“Absurdly Tiny, Unbearably Sexy”

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Here’s a TIME magazine puff piece on Steve Jobs and the iPod Nano. I’m not sure I would haul out the phrase “unbearably sexy” to describe any piece of hardware, let alone an inanimate object. Things (excuse me, PEOPLE) that are sexy are usually quite bearable, at least in my world.